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[1]     Sardar Writing His Medical Entrance Exam, Gives Definitions As Follows:- * Antibody: Against Everybody * Artery: Study Of Fine Paintings * Genes: Blue Denims * Hymen: Greeting To Several Males * Labour Pain: Hurt At Work * Liposuction: French Kisss * Microbes: Small Dressing Gowns * Cardiology: Advanced Study Of Playing Cards * Cat Scan: Searching For Lost Cat * Coma: Punctuation Mark * Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria...!!! [2]    Sardar: Yaar Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka Ek Baal 2t Gaya Hai... Dukandaar: Ek Baal Ke Liye Naya Brush...??? Sardar: Haan Yaar Jo 2ta Tha Wo Aakhri Baal Thaaa...!!! [3] Sardarni : Lo light chale gai... Sardar : Light chalegai hai to FAN chalu kar... Sardarni : Phir kar di sardaro wali baat, agar FAN chalu kiya to Mombatti buj jayegi na...!!! [4] Sardarji aapko logon ne kyun maaraa? Sardar: " Yaar meri Photo BUS Mai gir gayi to maine Madam se kaha zara Sari uupar karo Photo lena hai..." [5] Sardarji,