N€W SARDAR JOK€S



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Sardar Writing His Medical Entrance Exam, Gives Definitions As Follows:-

* Antibody: Against Everybody
* Artery: Study Of Fine Paintings
* Genes: Blue Denims
* Hymen: Greeting To Several Males
* Labour Pain: Hurt At Work
* Liposuction: French Kisss
* Microbes: Small Dressing Gowns
* Cardiology: Advanced Study Of Playing Cards
* Cat Scan: Searching For Lost Cat
* Coma: Punctuation Mark
* Bacteria: Back Door To A Cafeteria...!!!

[2]  
Sardar: Yaar Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka Ek Baal 2t Gaya Hai...
Dukandaar: Ek Baal Ke Liye Naya Brush...???
Sardar: Haan Yaar Jo 2ta Tha Wo Aakhri Baal Thaaa...!!!

[3]
Sardarni : Lo light chale gai...
Sardar : Light chalegai hai to FAN chalu kar...
Sardarni : Phir kar di sardaro wali baat, agar FAN chalu kiya to Mombatti buj jayegi na...!!!

[4]
Sardarji aapko logon ne kyun maaraa?
Sardar: " Yaar meri Photo BUS Mai gir gayi to maine Madam se kaha zara Sari uupar karo Photo lena hai..."

[5]
Sardarji, tell me what is d meaning of SMS???
Sardarji angrily said- i know it means...
S - sardaron ke
M - mazaak udaane ki
S - service

[6]
Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe Dard de, Dukh de, Tention de, mujhe Barbaad kar de, mere phiche Bhoot laga de...
Bhagwan: abey saale ek line mai bol ke mujhe BIWI chahiye..

[7]
Sardar: Beta ye kaisi Machis laye ho ek bhi nahi Jal rahi...
Son: Kya baat kar rahe ho papa sab Chk karke laya hunn.

[8]  
Interviewer..wat is ur qualification.
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Sardar..sir, i am P.h.d
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interviewer..wat do u mean by phd.
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Sardar..passed high school with difficult. 

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Sardar : go and give water to plants in the garden.
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Servant : sir its raining outside.
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Sardar : u lazy fellow take umbrella and go...

[10]  
SARDAR got job in idea customer care
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Customer:Hello My idea sim was lockd.Wat2 Do?
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Srdr:No Problem
Remov idea sim,Put BSNL
Thank u 4calling. 



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